What Muppet Are You?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Well, it hasn't been fully two years for me, but I feel his pain. I just can't have random hook-ups. I don't have a skanky ho bone in my body.

Life must feel so empty.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by dissention

Life must feel so empty.

hehehe nah. I live in drag queen country. So, abstinence is not a major problem when there's no one to drool over.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Well, it hasn't been fully two years for me, but I feel his pain. I just can't have random hook-ups. I don't have a skanky ho bone in my body.

Somehow random hook-ups have rendered me neither skanky, nor a ho. In fact, 3 long term relationships I have had started out as random hook-ups. None of the standard dating ones ever did. I must like a good test drive before I buy.
Not that I am defensive about it or anything.
To each dude, his own M.O.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

hehehe nah. I live in drag queen country. So, abstinence is not a major problem when there's no one to drool over.

I don't know, I'd be so horny that I wouldn't be able to function mentally.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

I don't know, I'd be so horny that I wouldn't be able to function mentally.

Dissention, you and I are simply cursed with testosterone levels that aren't compatible with extended bouts of celibacy. There are people out there who are thankful for us.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Somehow random hook-ups have rendered me neither skanky, nor a ho. In fact, 3 long term relationships I have had started out as random hook-ups. None of the standard dating ones ever did. I must like a good test drive before I buy.
Not that I am defensive about it or anything.
To each dude, his own M.O.

One thing I've noticed about random hook-ups is that the people involved are usually more concerned with safe sex than regular daters. So, using that logic, it's not me who's skanky, it's the ones who don't randomly shack up because they could be catching a beach full of crabs or HIV without knowing it, or even caring.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

Dissention, you and I are simply cursed with testosterone levels that aren't compatible with extended bouts of celibacy. There are people out there who are thankful for us.

I know, but I'm starting to feel like a slut. No that I really care. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs...so I need something to keep me sane.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

I know, but I'm starting to feel like a slut. No that I really care. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs...so I need something to keep me sane.

Oh slut, shmut. A slut is one without standards. I am sure you have good ones. Mine are through the roof, and somehow or another, I have had good luck finding a hunkasuarus here and there who passes muster.

[tuigirl]

So..whats happened to this muppet thread? It's all but disappeared

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Somehow random hook-ups have rendered me neither skanky, nor a ho. In fact, 3 long term relationships I have had started out as random hook-ups. None of the standard dating ones ever did. I must like a good test drive before I buy.
Not that I am defensive about it or anything.
To each dude, his own M.O.

Sing it, sister. I tell you what!

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Dissention, you and I are simply cursed with testosterone levels that aren't compatible with extended bouts of celibacy. There are people out there who are thankful for us.

I'm a girl, but i think i got that problem too. not to interrupt your flirting.
though i think i've weathered more bouts of celibacy than you two. sheesh
lol@ "beachful of crabs"

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Oh slut, shmut. A slut is one without standards. I am sure you have good ones. Mine are through the roof, and somehow or another, I have had good luck finding a hunkasuarus here and there who passes muster.

Yep, i found this one perfect boyfriend...it was amazing... but even the rest have been pretty stellar, with a few exceptions...

[tuigirl]

sorry folks, but I'm thinking a whole NEW thread about your sex lives might be a better bet, then we can be forewarned about the content and then decide for ourselves whether we want to read it or not. At the end of a Muppet thread is a bit offputting at this time of the morning....

[amber]

Originally Posted by tuigirl

sorry folks, but I'm thinking a whole NEW thread about your sex lives might be a better bet, then we can be forewarned about the content and then decide for ourselves whether we want to read it or not. At the end of a Muppet thread is a bit offputting at this time of the morning....

I'm sorry.

[tuigirl]

Originally Posted by amber

I'm sorry.

S'ok.. Just that crunchy oat cereal and somebody's sex life don't mix too well with me in the morning even though I am a Swedish chef!