Happy Songs....

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Heavy Metal Drummer- Wilco
The Man Who Murdered Love- XTC
It's All Right- Curtis Mayfield & the Impressions
Clear Spot- Pernice Brothers
Know Your Onion!- The Shins

And the one that's made me happiest lately, and has made me laugh my ass off everytime I hear it, is Tenacious D's Christmas song from last year- "Things I Want." It's the only thing that's getting me into the Christmas spirit. Call me immature for digging the D, but. Hey.

Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,
Cos there's alot of cool **** I want
I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there's alot of cool **** I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool **** I want,
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
There's still alot of cool **** I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some really cool **** I want,
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need some more ****-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I waaaaaaant,
All the cool **** I want!