Republican evil knows no boundaries...

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We can do this too -- How about we make up our own "product" and get a simple webpage together. Hell, we could even just copy that one's design. We'll create The (Unofficial) Ledge 527 Group "Swift Ledgies".

How about "W" brand coke straws, or the Bush Magic 8-Ball (all of the answers being "ATTACK IRAQ" of course)? Or ... how about camouflage t-shirts that say "Be AWOL You Can Be" -- yes, I know that's the Army and not the Air Force, so how about blue button-downs with black epaulets (sp?) with "Aim As High As Bush Is" across the back.

Then, all we have to do is create controversy to advertise. And this board knows a little about controversy, no?

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

We can do this too -- How about we make up our own "product" and get a simple webpage together. Hell, we could even just copy that one's design. We'll create The (Unofficial) Ledge 527 Group "Swift Ledgies".

How about "W" brand coke straws, or the Bush Magic 8-Ball (all of the answers being "ATTACK IRAQ" of course)? Or ... how about camouflage t-shirts that say "Be AWOL You Can Be" -- yes, I know that's the Army and not the Air Force, so how about blue button-downs with black epaulets (sp?) with "Aim As High As Bush Is" across the back.

Then, all we have to do is create controversy to advertise. And this board knows a little about controversy, no?

In honor of Stevie, we could sell our own enemas and blowing instruments.

PS: That avatar is freaky, it looks like something form Hellraiser.

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by dissention

In honor of Stevie, we could sell our own enemas and blowing instruments.

I take it you will be the one to receive and distribute these? Heading to the bathroom now ... I think I can still make UPS late pick-up ... look for my package tomorrow.

On the other hand, I was sure you, out of everyone, would have a good idea. One word: Disappointed.

Originally Posted by dissention

PS: That avatar is freaky, it looks like something form Hellraiser.

It's Scorpius from Farscape (new miniseries premieres Oct. 17 on SciFi ... tune in every 5 minutes until then for the commercial!). I was going to be him for Halloween, but black vinyl catsuits give me a rash, just like Halle Berry.

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

On the other hand, I was sure you, out of everyone, would have a good idea. One word: Disappointed.

Disappointed? Bush having coke blown up his ass disappoints you?! C'mon, I can't get any more classless.

How about t-shirts that say "Educated At Yale, Drunk On Ale"?

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Enjoy this:

With tentacles like wealthy octopi,
The well-connected didn't have to die
The unit's full? We knew just what to do:
One made a call and simply jumped the queue.
Yes, keeping out of danger wasn't really hard.
I used my daddy's clout to hide out in the Guard.

Oppose the war? That seemed to me psychotic.
We Bushes, after all, are patriotic.
I backed the war. I wasn't disaffected.
I served, but safely, being well-connected.
I partied right at home; my record was unmarred.
I used my daddy's clout to hide out in the Guard.

They say I skipped about a year of meetings,
For which I've faced my only kind of flak.
If you can find my records of that period,
Then you can find those weapons in Iraq.

John Kerry's well-connected, as you know.
But, like a sucker, he signed up to go.
So, though I wear my flight suit and primp,
His medals made me seem to be a wimp.
While he was in a boat that Charlie could bombard,
I used my daddy's clout to hid eout in the Guard.

So Rove, sub rosa, managed to unchain
The sort of creeps who smeared my friend McCain.
With coverage that soon becomes intensive,
The valor's smudged, the hero turns defensive.
And voters soon forget why I emerged unscarred:
I used my daddy's clout to hide out in the Guard.

[gldstwmn]

Gingrich got a deferment to go to grad school. The bastard thinks war is funny?
Cheney had FIVE deferments. Ashcroft had SEVEN.

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Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Cheney had FIVE deferments.

He had "better things to do," remember?

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Ashcroft had SEVEN.

He also lost an election to a dead man.

I just had to say it again...hahahaha!

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by dissention

Disappointed? Bush having coke blown up his ass disappoints you?! C'mon, I can't get any more classless.

How about t-shirts that say "Educated At Yale, Drunk On Ale"?

HAHAHAHA!
Much better!

Sorry I misunderstood, I had never heard anyone call Bush a booty-bump fan -- not that it would surprise me. Perhaps we could offer a 2-for-1 special: "W" Brand Enemas with the new "Crawford New Years' Sunrise" fragrance, and "W" Brand flexible plastic straws with new powder-repellent coating.

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

HAHAHAHA!
Much better!

Sorry I misunderstood, I had never heard anyone call Bush a booty-bump fan -- not that it would surprise me. Perhaps we could offer a 2-for-1 special: "W" Brand Enemas with the new "Crawford New Years' Sunrise" fragrance, and "W" Brand flexible plastic straws with new powder-repellent coating.

With a name like Bush, there has to be a sex toy thrown in somewhere.

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Originally Posted by dissention

With a name like Bush, there has to be a sex toy thrown in somewhere.

WELL, I had an idea for a sex toy many years ago, and I've never followed through on it. So tell me what you think.

It's called "The Bassturbator" -- it's one of those male stimulation tubes that is mounted (pun intended) inside a large-mouth bass (or small-mouth, if required ). Since W recently did that fishing show, perhaps we stick a campaign sticker on the side and show his little black terrier holding it in his mouth???

EDIT: "The Bassturbator" and all design ideas copyright: me! And if it requires a patent, gimme one of them too!