Bono For President.

[dreamongypsydkm]

What the hell slave? Why do you call me a pathetic substitute dominatrix?

Oh, wait, I was offended, but now I'm distracted by all the Bono compliments. I like them. Makes me feel so proud for always seeing the inner beauty within the thin red haired pastie Irish boy. Now that he's a well-aged 44 years old, all the interested women come around. You know he's mine don't you?
You slaves don't get him. Well, unless you include torture and beatings.

What the hell? I'm so far gone off the topic and in other ways. That sentence didn't even make sense.