Bono For President.

[DeeGeMe]

Originally Posted by Lux

I thought you were just continuing the Everyone Hates Lux trend.

Ok fine. Bono can run, but can't Jimmy have a role?

Yes, my dear Lux--of course Jimmy can have a role in the Bono administration. What would you like him to do? I'm going to warn you--there's already stiff competition for Head of the FDA--between Eric Clapton and Keith Richards.

I think that Mick Jagger (Mr. London School of Economics) should be appointed Treasury Secretary.

I still haven't though of anything fabulous enough for my beloved Stevie. Maybe Secretary of Atmosphere--you know--she could light incense and candles and throw shawls over lamps before cabinet meetings.

Willie Nelson gets to be Agriculture Secretary though, for sure.