US cancels $495.3m Pakistani debt

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"Hello, Martha, make yourself at home. For the next 5 months, we're going to allow you to stay in this marvelous suite. We've hired you you're own probation officer and hand puppet, the television has 2 channels for your viewing pleasure, and the beds are lined with sheets made of the finest K-Mart bargain bin polyester. However, we ask that you not to shower very frequently, continue to grow your mustache, and generally make a nice ass of yourself. On and around the end of December, we'll bring a 1976 Ford Pinto Station-wagon to pick you up. You will be taken to an undisclosed Upper East Coast location where a Reality TV show cameraman will be waiting. An ensemble of about 3 actors will also be waiting for you, dressed as the NEW Three Stooges (Bush, Kerry & Nader) and holding themselves. When we escort you out of the Pinto, just rant and rave any old Rich East Coast elitist thing that comes into your mind and we will pretend to have incarcerated you. ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC & ESPN will get it all on tape and you will then be dropkicked to another undisclosed location (ie-Flo-ri-I-da) until after Kenny McCormick secures reelection. Then we'll release you into the custody of your family, pending trial...NOT!"

Brian "OH my God, They incarcerated Martha...You Bastards" j.