Haiku thread!

[DownOnRodeo]

There's two kinds of threads:
Winner threads and loser threads.
Haikus are flying.

[wondergirl9847]

Lindsey Buckingham
Rules the world with his guitar
Creating cool songs.

[Gwillaker]

Haiku's are tres lame
why didnt someone tell me?
Oh wait, they just did!

[CarneVaca]

The problem with this thread:
Haikus are profound
Most thoughts are fleeting

[Mari]

Nederlands gedicht
Niemand die er iets van snapt
Verder kom ik niet.

[Mari]

Voetbal verloren
De Portugezen zijn goed
Oranje naar huis

[CarneVaca]

Originally Posted by Mari

Voetbal verloren
De Portugezen zijn goed
Oranje naar huis

Hey, I know you just said some CRAP about the Portuguese. Of course you know this means war.

Eh, you guys are sore for getting your asses kicked the other day, eh? Where is my friend Gerald, by the way.

Tears flood Amsterdam
That ball was round
But it held a grudge