Knoch-knock. Can Ledgie come out and play?

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

had a fail-proof way of getting outta traffic tickets, A lil' cleavage was all it took

Speaking of being buried, My Mom now wants to be buried face down, So at the funeral ceremony those in the world of the living will have pass her by to kiss her ass.

The most important thing I ever learned from my Mother is the following:
"If you can't dazzle 'em with intelligence, Dazzle 'em with Bullsh-t".

I thought the cleavage strategy was the most important thing you ever learned from her.

- Jake