The movies you never get tired of

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

Good. Now tell me what I should reply to a client who asks for my Cloroxing services.

"I'm sorry for all my rude posts about you, Mr. Jackson."

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Just pluck, shuck, and/or filet it

I try not to emulate Jake's bedroom activites. I do respect privacy, ya know.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

Only if you have a hole in your pocket.

At least I've got somethging to jingle. You shouldn't have plucked, shucked, or fileted.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

"I'm sorry for all my rude posts about you, Mr. Jackson."

- Jake

"My my, my anus isn't even as white as yours, and I'm naturally this color."

[dissention]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

At least I've got somethging to jingle. You shouldn't have plucked, shucked, or fileted.

- Jake

Reminds me of that old song...(may I burn in hell):

Hitler had only one big ball
Goering had two and they were small
Himmler had a big zimmler
And poor old Goebels had no balls at all
He didn't deserve any

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

I try not to emulate Jake's bedroom activites. I do respect privacy, ya know.

Hard to emulate when you're lacking the basic tools, I suppose.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Hard to emulate when you're lacking the basic tools, I suppose.

- Jake

I shouldn't have plucked, shucked, or fileted.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

"My my, my anus isn't even as white as yours, and I'm naturally this color."

"Really? And but what do you make of the rumors that you want yours to look like Diana Ross's, Mr. Jackson? And what kind of tree would your anus be?"

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

I shouldn't have plucked, shucked, or fileted.

Not even the makings of a Happy Meal.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

"Really? And but what do you make of the rumors that you want yours to look like Diana Ross's, Mr. Jackson? And what kind of tree would your anus be?"

- Jake

"I want it to be so lily white that when it makes it's first public appearance, there can be no question that I am a protestant."

[dissention]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Not even the makings of a Happy Meal.

- Jake

Where's the beef?

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

"I want it to be so lily white that when it makes it's first public appearance, there can be no question that I am a protestant."

And evidently not Jewish.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

Where's the beef?

Beef jerkey, I'm sure.

- Jake

[The Chain]

Edward Scissorhands

[Vianna]

The Prince of Tides-this has to be the most beautiful movie I have ever seen
On Golden Pond
The Parent Trap
Charlie Brown Christmas
Dirty Dancing-for the soundtrack and the dancing, not the plot
Ordinary People
Some Kind of Wonderful
The Five Pennies
Philadelphia
Mr. Holland's Opus

Most of you are too young to remember this one, but I still love it:
The Last Time I Saw Paris