Fleetwood Mac Big Brother 2-Hell again

[skcin]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.

Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"

Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."

Paula

PS - You are on FIRE today, Dissention!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by skcin

Paula

PS - You are on FIRE today, Dissention!

I know!

Keep giving me inspiration, ya schmucks!

[CarneVaca]

Greenie walks in: "Has anyone seen the Polaner?"

Mick: "Lindsey was abusing it again last night."

Greenie: "Bloody hell. What is with you damn yankies and the Polaner?"

Lindsey: "What's Mumbles' problem now? How about you get your ass back in the looney bin, dough boy?"

Greenie: "Why, I oughta... Where's my guitar. I'll show you a riff or two. I'll ouptlay you. Name the day. Name the place."

Shippers in unisson: "Oh, how grand! A guitar duel."

Shipper #2 faints.

[Mari]

thanks for the free publicity... and that new nickname!

[Alison]

Don't mean to spoil anyone's fun. But I find this threat rather disrespectful toward the band members, particularly Lindsey's wife. I hope none of them come on here and read this crap.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Alison

Don't mean to spoil anyone's fun. But I find this threat rather disrespectful toward the band members, particularly Lindsey's wife. I hope none of them come on here and read this crap.

Not to worry, two of Kristen's biggest champions are in this thread. Read the Silver Springs thread for context.

[DownOnRodeo]

I'm confused. I've tried to search for old Ledge threads older than a year but the search function only goes back 12 months. There's some crazy old 'Behind Tusk' spoof I want to find - do you remember that, Carne (or anyone)?

I definitely remember the BB thread. It was genius! I never even bothered to try to contribute!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by CarneVaca

Greenie walks in: "Has anyone seen the Polaner?"

Mick: "Lindsey was abusing it again last night."

Greenie: "Bloody hell. What is with you damn yankies and the Polaner?"

Lindsey: "What's Mumbles' problem now? How about you get your ass back in the looney bin, dough boy?"

Greenie: "Why, I oughta... Where's my guitar. I'll show you a riff or two. I'll ouptlay you. Name the day. Name the place."

Shippers in unisson: "Oh, how grand! A guitar duel."

Shipper #2 faints.

A look of pure ecstasy crosses Shipper #1's face and she excuses herself to the bathroom, only to return before the duel.

ChiliD's voice can be heard over the intercom: "Grennie, tell Bucking-**** to sit down. A true guitar duel could only take place between you and Clapton."

Lindsey: "I oughtta take that Polaner and shove it-"

Greenie: "Yeah, if you had any left after your midnight tryst with the three Fairy Farts."

Mick: "Well, Pet-ah, I had those three back on the BTM tour. They were worth it."

Stevie: "Yeah, anything was worth it back then, you had stolen my song."

The shippers return just in time to hear that last comment.

In unison, alarmingly robotic: "You stole her song and you bitch about the Polaner?! You and that surrogate deserve each other! All hail the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts, for it is only she who has been bestowed with true musical genius and the power. Get down on your knees and worship her toes, for they are the toes that give this goddess the ability to stand walk, to stand onstage and sing us the beautiful songs of the black witch. RHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANON!"

Two of the viewers, Dissention and CarneVaca, faint and convulse.