Fleetwood Mac Big Brother 2-Hell again

[CarneVaca]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.

Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"

Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."

Stevie: "What are you talking about?"

Shipper #2: "She just feels bad for you because you can't have kids with your soulmate, Lindsey Buckingham. Don't feel bad though, all ovaries grow old."

Lindsey: "WHAT?!"

Shipper #1: "Don't you talk to any of us like that, you cheater! How dare you cheat on the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts?! Especially with that bleached blonde SURROGATE of all things! Hmmph!"

12:06 John McVie walks in wearing tighty-whities. "Oh, no, not this again. Hey, who hid the peanut butter and the jelly?"

The other housemates in unisson: "YOU MEAN THE POLANER!?"

Shipper #1 "Hello, Johnny boy, come and get it. Where's Lindsey anyway?"

McVie: "Lindsey had to get Medivac-ed. Something about that eye injury of his. You ask me, I think he's just looking for a few hours outside this hell hole."

12:12 Stevie walks out of her bedroom stretching.

12:13 Shipper #3 follows her out glowing.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by CarneVaca

12:06 John McVie walks in wearing tighty-whities. "Oh, no, not this again. Hey, who hid the peanut butter and the jelly?"

The other housemates in unisson: "YOU MEAN THE POLANER!?"

Shipper #1 "Hello, Johnny boy, come and get it. Where's Lindsey anyway?"

McVie: "Lindsey had to get Medivac-ed. Something about that eye injury of his. You ask me, I think he's just looking for a few hours outside this hell hole."

12:12 Stevie walks out of her bedroom stretching.

12:13 Shipper #3 follows her out glowing.

Shipper #1: "You know this is being televised Shipper #3 and Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts, we do NOT want to lend any credence to Mari's webpage, which can be found at http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles/ for all the people watching tonight."

12:17 Mick walks into the living room and sits on the couch.

Mick: "Ick! I told you damned shippers, if you and Lindsey want to play with the PB&J, do it in the privacy of your own room. Now I have this crap all over my chaps and balls!"

Kristen: "He couldn't use the bedroom last night, I locked him out."

Shipper #2: "But WHY?! You damned surrogates are so freakin' uppity!! Argh!"

Kristen: "Well, if you want a man who always wears the same clothes and goes through 143 towels to wipe off his sweat each day in your bed, there's obviously somehting more wrong with you than we first realized."

Shipper #3: "Sticks and stones, surrogate. You ain't fit to lick Stevie's boots, let alone be the cover girl for Town & Country. I despise you. Stop getting pregnant so the soulmates can consummate their love finally."