Laughably BAD Movies!

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn

I'm on fire tonight, babe.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by dissention
I'm on fire tonight, babe.

Yes you are!

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Yes you are!

Post something else so I can get in another wise-ass remark.

[sparky]

Originally posted by gldstwmn


I meant Ashton Kutcher.

I am humiliated !

What is up with that Ashton Kutcher anyway ? He looks like a woman. So soft and feline. Blech. I mean, that's fine on a woman, but a guy ? Sparky don't play that.

[gldstwmn]

Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
She certainly pulled a Soon-Yi on us all, didn't she?

Hysterical ! My incredibly politically incorrect name for Soon Yi has always been Wrong Young Nook.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
I am humiliated !

What is up with that Ashton Kutcher anyway ? He looks like a woman. So soft and feline. Blech. I mean, that's fine on a woman, but a guy ? Sparky don't play that.

I don't like his teeth.

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
Hysterical ! My incredibly politically incorrect name for Soon Yi has always been Wrong Young Nook.

LMAO!

[sparky]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
I thought The Cooler was supposed to be good? Isn't it Alec Baldwin's comeback vehicle?

It sucked. I like Wm H Macy, but the script was LAME, the acting so-so, and the characters weak and slimy. Macy had a strong character, but the surrounding people were pretty bad. Plus, there was some senseless violent crap that was just plain stupid.
Alec was okay, but breaking someone's legs with a crowbar does not a comeback make. Plus, he looked puffy and haggard in all his closeups.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?

Ugh..Indecent Proposal....suck fest!!

[gldstwmn]

Originally posted by sparky
It sucked. I like Wm H Macy, but the script was LAME, the acting so-so, and the characters weak and slimy. Macy had a strong character, but the surrounding people were pretty bad. Plus, there was some senseless violent crap that was just plain stupid.
Alec was okay, but breaking someone's legs with a crowbar does not a comeback make. Plus, he looked puffy and haggard in all his closeups.

Thank you. I will skip this one.

[sparky]

Originally posted by dissention
Can he even fit in a vehicle? The only thing he can fill right now is Barney's purple suit, and even that's iffy.

He's huge!

You know, even though I diss his performance in The Cooler, and he is pretty darned "stocky" these days...I must say something good about him. I worked with him last September and he was a total professional. Completely prepared, kind to everyone, and fun to work with. So, that's something anyway.

[dissention]

Originally posted by gldstwmn
Okay. We're forgetting the cheesiest Demi movie of them all. I can't remember the name of it but it's the one with Woody Harrelson as her husband and Robert Redford gives him a million dollars just to sleep with her and Sade is playing throughout the whole movie. Did we goof on this one yet?

I wouldn't pay twenty bucks, personally.

Anyways, that was a horrific movie! I can understand it comeing from Woody and Demi, but Redford?! Ugh.

[sparky]

Okay, I know this is a "laughably bad" thread, but I have to say I saw another movie which was supposed to be great. And it wasn't.
Mystic River...God, I thought it would never end ! And by the time it did end, and they resolved the plot points, I didn't care. I just wondered who the hell all those people were. Very unbelievable, except for flashes of genius from Marcia Gay Harden and Laura Linney. I missed the first 15 minutes of Sex In The City for that damned movie. So not worth it. There was more humanity and genuine emotion in 11 minutes of Sex In The City than the two plus hours of that overwrought, draggy assed heap. Ugh. To think I had looked forward to it. I only once again am thankful I didn't have to pay for it. Laugh is on them, I suppose.

[dissention]

Some more stinkbombs...I can't believe I forgot these ones:

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (I'm speechless...)
Howard the Duck (egads)
Anything with Eddie Murphy after 1988
The Bonfire of the Vanities ( )
Dick Tracy (It's got Madonna, what can I say?)