When You Get Caught Between the (Sister of the) Moon and Atlantic City

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What were Lindsey's first words to his wife after the kiss heard 'round the world after Landslide Saturday night?

"Your eyes were playing tricks on you, honey."

"It was a pity kiss."

"I was checking to see that her hip was okay, and I tripped onto her face."

"I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Time cast a spell on me, but I can't forget her."

"I'm doing everything I can to get the taste of Anne Heche Lafoon off my lips!"

"Didn't Stevie herself tell you never to get involved with a rock star? It's the nature of the beast, you know."

"You think THAt'S bad? Wait until you see what I try with Mindy and Sharon in Philly."

"I wanted to see how she really felt about 'Come'."

"Maybe you'd feel better if all three of us got together..."

Any other guesses?

- Jake