Current fashion trends you hate

[Silver Springs]

Neon anything. You look like you just escaped from a nightclub in Ibiza.
Tutus. Are you a ballerina? If not, then take it off!
Pants belted under the ass. You look like you've shat yourself. Pull them up or expect them to fall down to your ankles the next time you trip up or run for the bus (Seen this happen too many times to mention). Even if pulling your pants up is beyond your capabilities - for the sake of Buddha himself - wear clean undercrackers. I don't want to see what you had fro breakfast yesterday.
Tight fitted - to the point of asphyxiation - clothing on those who shouldn't wear them. ie. Those who are not the size of a twig. I love everybody and have nothing against anybody's style choice. But with the love in my heart and my eagerness to look after you and protect you, I hate to tell you that you look like Sausages....