You get to make TWO rules that the band MUST follow.

[darklinensuit]

What are they?

(Just to make this difficult, please list only two, plus one runner-up.)

Mine:
1) You must not perform the same set (or wear the same clothes!) two shows in a row, and neglected songs (and new looks) should be showcased more.
2) You must develop a fan club that supports the fans who support you.
Runner-up: You must release an album (or leak demos, or send Stevie to my place with new material) every 1-3 years.

- Jake