The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[Zombie]

^^^^^

Yeah, I gotta do something (other than wanting to shake my aunt like a rat). Obviously, she needs to be fixed, but I can't do that now until she's done bleeding all over my house. I am caught by surprise! And the kids are all, "OMG EW." As am I, honestly. Because...OMG EW. Also, I am a bad person, because every time I look at her, I have the overwhelming urge to re-enact that one scene from Stephen King's Carrie - "Plug it UP! Plug it UP!"

I am frantically Googling about for suggestions re: diapers. Apparently, they make special dog diapers for this purpose, but they are ridiculously expensive. I'm wondering if I can buy adult people diapers and cut a hole for her tail? If she were little, I think it would be easier with a baby diaper - I have much experience with baby diapers. But she's like 80 pounds, and has a huge butt.

That will be fun at the store. "No, it's for my dog. Really."

She's gonna be mad because I can't let her outside by herself/at will now like I usually do, but there is NO WAY I want her getting pregnant.

Argh.