Weird Al's Next Stevie Hit?

[SapphireSister]

As most of you know Weird Al did a remake of Stop Draggin My Hear Around in 1983 called Stop Draggin My Car around and it was pretty successful. So if Weird Al or someone else was to make another Stevie parody song what would it be called? I'm thinking:

Beauty and the Yeast
Cougars of the Universe
Sisters of the Boob (of course!)
Whole Lotta Gas

Feel free to include lyrics. This should be fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUmxqdK9sI