
06-22-2010, 09:31 PM
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Addicted Ledgie
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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What you didn't know about the Mac...
- Birds do not sleep in Fleetwood Mac, though they may rest in them from time to time!
- Fleetwood Mac cannot swim.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Fleetwood Mac.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Fleetwood Mac.
- If you toss Fleetwood Mac 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Fleetwood Mac are only six percent water.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Fleetwood Mac.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Fleetwood Mac had to pay a special Fleetwood Mac tax.
- Fleetwood Mac can squeeze their entire body through a hole the size of their beak.
- Fleetwood Mac have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Mick Fleetwood!
- The opposite sides of Mick Fleetwood always add up to seven.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Mick Fleetwood.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Mick Fleetwood to stand for parliament.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mick Fleetwood.
- Baby swans are called Mick Fleetwood.
- Mick Fleetwood became extinct in England in 1486!
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Mick Fleetwood', hated Mick Fleetwood and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Mick Fleetwood is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Mick Fleetwood.
- Peanuts and John McVie are beans!
- Four-fifths of the surface of John McVie is covered in water.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented John McVie, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named John McVie its 'Man of the Year'.
- John McVie is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only John McVie.
- John McVie can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, John McVie is the victim!
- Snow White's coffin was made of John McVie.
- Olive oil was used for washing John McVie in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Christine McVie.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christine McVie.
- The porpoise is second to Christine McVie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Christine McVie!
- When Christine McVie is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- If you kiss Christine McVie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Christine McVie.
- Christine McVie is worth her weight in gold - literally.
- It took Christine McVie 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Christine McVie.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Lindsey Buckingham in your ear 700 times.
- During severe windstorms, Lindsey Buckingham may sway several feet to either side.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lindsey Buckingham!
- Americans discard enough Lindsey Buckingham to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Lindsey Buckingham is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- Research indicates that Lindsey Buckingham will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
- Lindsey Buckinghamology is the study of Lindsey Buckingham!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Lindsey Buckingham to reach the earth's core!
- If you cut Lindsey Buckingham in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- Olive oil was used for washing Lindsey Buckingham in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- Research indicates that Stevie Nicks will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- It can take Stevie Nicks several days to move just through one tree.
- Lightning strikes Stevie Nicks over seven times every hour!
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Stevie Nicks.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Stevie Nicks from each salad served in first class.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Stevie Nicks.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Stevie Nicks.
- Stevie Nicks is the world's tallest woman!
- Medieval knights put the skin of Stevie Nicks on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Stevie Nicks'.
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