The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[Zombie]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Oh, feminism is all fine and dandy... until some heavy lifting needs to be done! [/misogyny]

Hope you are recovering nicely from your wound. Your wounded EGO, that is!

Well, feminism can always just get bent when I'm being lazy. My finger is still mangled quite nicely, so from now on, if he wants to cart stuff around for me, I'm just gonna let him do it. Like earlier today when we went out for lunch & I decided I needed to buy ottomans, and then graciously let him carry them.

Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

Annie. You kill me. Seriously, I read that story about four times just to brighten my day. I hope your finger and pride both heal quickly

Haha, thank you. I have many Adventures with a Capital A. Remind me to tell you about the dancing kid that freaked out aforementioned Boy What Carries Things when we were in Monaca the other week.

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Manglefinger, your story is cursed!! I read it and pulled a really horrified face at how bad it sounded by your typed reaction. Then my new Christine record arrived and I got so over excited about it that I sliced my thumb open on the cardboard mailer. Can I be your sidekick Slicethumb?

Slicethumb! I'm glad you're here! We have crime to perpetrate!

Here is Today's Agenda of Evil:

1.) Steal small child's tricycle for transportation purposes.
2.) Pedal furiously to my 11th grade English teacher's place of residence.
3.) Covertly lick all of the spoons in her house.
4.) ????
5.) PROFIT!

After that, we'll naturally have to head back to the Emergency Room.

And by "Emergency Room," I mean the actual Emergency Room and not, like, some secret code name for our Underground Lair of Supervillainy (cos that's already got a name - it's...the Underground Lair of Supervillainy. I know, right? So clever is me!), because I'm pretty sure that between steps 1 & 5, I will have managed to fall down some stairs, run into a wall, or (the most probable) get bitten by the little kid when we steal his trike, cos I'm about as graceful as a blind squid in a burlap sack (which is to say "not at all" - not sure if that analogy fits, but I've already committed to it so we'll pretend it made sense) and will most likely need medical attention.

See, I have it all planned out, down to the smallest detail. It's foolproof! Bwahahaha!