Gross!!

[David]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I digress, I usually get a positive facial I.D. on those dudes that don't wash up, and make sure they don't come near my keyboard, or that I shake their hands.

Unfortunately, there's no way to avoid them entirely, because they're often in that restaurant kitchen, preparing your poached eggs & corned beef hash.

I always ask the waitress to bring me my toast with butter on the side. I'd prefer to be the one to pick it up, hold it in my hand, & butter it.