Stevie Nicks - $14.95 At Participating Stores!

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It's Stevie!
It's Nicks!
It's Stevie Nicks!

Yes, it's Stevie Nicks
the singing, songwriting sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!

Get one today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Stevie Nicks.

Stevie Nicks may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Stevie Nicks contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Stevie Nicks on concrete.

Discontinue use of Stevie Nicks if any of the following occurs:

• Itching
• Vertigo
• Dizziness
• Tingling in extremities
• Loss of balance or coordination
• Slurred speech
• Temporary blindness
• Profuse Sweating
  or
• Heart palpitations

If Stevie Nicks begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Stevie Nicks may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Stevie Nicks should be returned to her special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the parents of Stevie Nicks, Barbara and Jessie Nicks, and her parent company, Welsh Witch Music, of any and all liability.

Stevie Nicks includes an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Stevie Nicks has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Stevie Nicks.

Stevie Nicks comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Stevie Nicks! Accept no substitutes!