BIZARRO World, Stevie and Lindsey?

[iamnotafraid]

Are any of you familiar with the Bizarro World?
If so, what would things have been like for Stevie
and Lindsey in such a world?

I'll need help on this thread, so please feel free to
contribute. To start off:

Their first album would have been "Nicks Buckingham".

Stevie would have sang "Go Your Own Way", while Lindsey
sang "Dreams".

During the Rumours Tour they would have got back together,
and eventually married. And over time would have had children
named Rhiannon, L. Buckingham Jr. and Elvis.

Lindsey takes part in the Tango In The Night Tour because he can't
stand to be away from his sweetheart (Stevie) so long.

Stevie's so happily married she never needs to take drugs herself.
She sends half-million dollars to the Betty Ford Center to help other
Rock' n Rollers.

There's no need for a Dance Reunion, because of all the love, they tour
every other year to promote the albums (which keep getting better
and better).