Dirty Harry

[David]

Or is it Dingy Harry?
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The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won’t offend them with their B.O. anymore.

“My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway,” said Reid in his remarks. “In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.”



I think the tourists should be given noseplugs so they don’t have to smell the porkers and poopheads in Congress.

And by the way, Dingy, that's our building. You just work there.