Twilight - just back from advance screening.

[GoldDustOrphan]

Boring, but hundreds of thousands of teenage girls will find it finger-lickin' good.

75 minutes of exposition, telling us what we already know. Then, out of nowhere, it remembers that movies usually require some sort of conflict, so it introduces one. That lasts for about 20 minutes. A 10-minute epilogue closes the film.