Bush library highlights

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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

*The Hurricane Katrina Room, which was flooded, and is still under construction.
*The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
*The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
*The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
*The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
*The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
*The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
*The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy, bring your W-2.
*The 'Economy Room' (which is next to the toilet)
*The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, there is no exit, you are required to go back for a second, third, fourth, and maybe fifth tour, before the display allows to you to leave.
*The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location within the library,
complete with shotgun gallery, and human targets.
*The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
*The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an appointment, free gavel included.
*The Airport-themed Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
*The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and speed dial to Miss Cleo's psychic hotline.
*The Karl Rove room, (previously home to the Benedict Arnold exhibit)
*The museum will also feature a high speed laptop with "GOOGLE" search engine to help you find any of the President's accomplishments.

You will also receive a BUSH library "Mission Accomplished Tour" souvenir postcard as you leave.