Rock Book Denounces Colostomy Rock

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Originally Posted by GoldDustOrphan

Isn't it also predictable that the writer references Stevie's physical appearance - despite the fact that she looked gorgeous - but not that of the group's male members?

How could one look at the once-slender Mick Fleetwood and not cringe to see him overweight and balding, grotesquely stuffed like a sausage into the frightening costume he wore on the cover of Rumours?

How could one look at every young girl's fantasy, Lindsey Buckingham, and not cringe to see him sweaty and emaciated, his bushy 'fro now reduced to a mockery of it's former glory, his strongly emotive voice now reduced to a froggy groan?

How could one look at the once-homely Christine McVie, her face stretched into a texture-less fright mask from multiple plastic surgeries, her stage presence strongly diminished from the glory days of Tusk into a piddly mockery of an emotionless robot, and not keel over in a puddle of vomit?

Wait. None of them are cute and blond. Never mind.