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Old 04-04-2008, 01:03 AM
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Default Astrology: your sign determines what tv show you will watch

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so does what you watch on the old picture box also have that kind of value? Most people settle down in front of the TV after a long day for a little mindless fun while others watch the tube hoping to unravel a mystery, learn how to make a difference in the world, or just escape their own humdrum reality. With the networks adding more new shows all the time and so many cable channels cranking out quality programs, it can be quite a challenge deciding what shows are worth your viewership. How are the stars guiding your TV preferences? Keep reading to gain insight into how your sun sign may be affecting your remote control.

Aries
If there's one thing you are, it's innovative, so you won't catch a Ram tuning in to watch a tired sitcom or a run-of-the-mill, formulaic drama. Aries needs to feel like they're ahead of the pack when it comes to what they're watching, which is why original, intriguing, and inventive cable shows like HBO's Dexter and The Wire really catch - and hold - your interest.

Taurus
It's no secret that you like the finer things in life and that you aren't above doing what's necessary to get them, much like the money-seeking, upper-class players in the eccentric nighttime drama Dirty Sexy Money. This show seems an obvious fit for channel-surfing Taureans not only because of its materialistic, driven, and sometimes selfish cast of characters but also for its unapologetic display of wealth and luxurious living, two things you desire and with which you can probably identify.

Gemini
Most Geminians don't have the time or patience to sit through shows that require their full attention span or to tune into shows that have complicated, long-running storylines. That's why smart, fast-paced, half-hour shows are your perfect match. Programs such as The Office and 30 Rock are quick-witted enough to please your intellectual side; plus the episodes are mostly self-contained and short enough to hold the restless Gemini's often-divided attention!

Cancer
The Crab is all about family, and settling in on the couch at home - surrounded by loved ones, of course - is often your favorite way to spend the evening. So it should come as no big surprise that the family drama that showcases the entertaining and sometimes dysfunctional Walker clan on Brothers & Sisters appeals to you. Supernanny may also be somewhere on Cancer's viewing list if only to offer a bird's eye view of how other families function or how to improve relationship techniques.

Leo
Leo's dramatic, flamboyant side needs a show that's pretty out-there and flashy, and right now the show that offers you the most bang for your TV-viewing buck is the sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always interesting Ugly Betty. Modeled after the melodramatic, over-the-top, and oftentimes laughably theatrical Spanish telenovelas, Ugly Betty captures the essence of the campiness, drama, and histrionics that most Leo viewers crave.

Virgo
Health-minded Virgos really love to hunker down and watch a great show about doctors, and although ER is still on, it doesn't have nearly the following it once did. Lucky for you, Virgo, Grey's Anatomy has adopted the audience of people - especially Virgo natives - looking for shows about doctors, romance, and hospital gossip! Grey's spin-off show, Private Practice, will also do in a viewing pinch.

Libra
The Scales demand fairness and justice in life, and you also want to watch it play out on your small screens. Your remote has a tendency to stop on cop and lawyer shows quite frequently. The CSI franchises and Boston Legal are pretty good Libra options, but for the perfect match, Law & Order is the top choice. You not only get to see two sides of the law at work, but you also get to play judge and jury as you decide who the culprit is and what their sentence should be.

Scorpio
Scorpio natives take very few things lightly, and that attitude extends to watching TV. Scorpions love bold, intense shows that have a hint or more of mystery, which makes Lost your best program. If that show doesn't capture a Scorpio's interest, nothing will - except maybe newcomer Pushing Daisies. There's a lot more whimsy in each hour of this show, but occasional darkness combined with a weekly mystery to solve keeps you coming back for more.

Sagittarius
Travel-loving Sagittarius follows shows that take you off your couch and whisk you away to exotic locations, so travel-adventure reality shows such as The Amazing Race and Survivor hold your interest the most. Of course, the sneaky game-playing aspect of these shows can turn off honest Sagittarius just a bit, but the breathtaking scenery is enough to cause you to tune in each week despite the less appealing aspects of reality TV.

Capricorn
Ambitious Capricorn is always looking for ways to get ahead, so new shows about upwardly mobile, driven professionals such as Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle appeal to your constant quest for life's three basic necessities - power, money, and position! You do tend to stay on the more conservative side of things, so the sometimes sordid personal lives of the characters may not always suit your taste, but it's a sure bet that you'll still pick up a few tips for the professional world.

Aquarius
Some Aquarians shun TV as a waste of time, but others look at it as a chance to learn and grow. If you're in the latter category, scientific shows including Discovery's How It's Made and MythBusters are appealing, but altruistic shows such as Oprah's Big Give and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition are also appealing. You'd prefer to be the one doing the giving, but if you can sit down, relax, and watch someone giving something to someone who really needs it, you still consider that time well spent.

Pisces
Anyone who knows a Pisces knows that you possess a true dreamlike, ethereal, imaginative side, which is why shows such as Medium and Ghost Whisperer make your regular weekly lineup. Both dramas deal with ghosts, dreams, premonitions, and visions, and they also give you that little escape you're constantly looking for. A word of advice - don't call or bother a Pisces when they're in the middle of their favorite shows; you don't want to be the one to snap them back into reality!

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