Ledgie Poll -- Just For Fun

[Sarah]

1. I love a good laugh at a heinously inappropriate time.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is your mother.

3. I was fleeing the scene, covered in blood when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & politically correct in a hilariously lame way.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is that it ends once you get married.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her witchy-bitch nails.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his belief that no one falls into a simple set of labels.

8. The bathroom is no place for birthday cake or hiding bodies.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for an intense domestic dispute.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on hominy.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a super-sized Stevie to a pre-Klonopin Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great member of a biker gang if only she hadn't dated dudes instead.

13. My inability to give a damn about anything Stevie has done since 1981 minus The Dance and select tracks on Say You Will mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to set him on fire.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention. Yeah. Right. No way.