Caption Time Part DLXXIII: The 1983 US Festival (Big Picture Alert!)

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She's so cute when she's stoned.

"Oh God, you should have seen it! I walked into Mick's apartment back in '78, he saw me come in, and his tusk was this big!!!


"I've been blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another ruler in the night..."


"Look at my new move, Waddy! I call it the Tipsy Gypsy! ****, my shawls are making me top heavy!" (Thud!)


"And to my left, we have this beautiful piece here, a stunning Victorian armoire, handcrafted in England. Just like new, only a little veneer damage. Let's get things moving at 500 dollars..."


"Watch out guys...pffftttt...Lord, what a fabulous fart!"


"Wow, this event is so big and special and important! A quarter million people! I'm sure to get some tonight!"


"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!"


"Don't shoot! I promise I'll never perform Docklands in concert again!"


"Someone please help me get out of this cape, I think it's engulfed me again somehow..."


"Look at my eyes, touch my face! No, really I mean it. Why are you all so distracted?"