Random Picture Thread...(part II)

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Originally Posted by Sarah

omg.

btw, southern girls ftw.

Yes, Miss Sarah, I've heard you are the epitome of charmitude. Your gracious feminine wiles have hypnotized me. Your soft words and manners have made me feel course and unrefined. Your facility with guns while wearing a pretty dress and batting your eyes have made me question my entire grubby world. The fact that you could kill my grandpa for his money and no one would be the wiser, due to aforementioned, have made me long for your special peachy wisdom. Oh, bestoweth. Lo, but If I could only skin a chicken whilst entertaining the county boys with only my eyelashes and my wit and my pretty dress and my theories on survival whenst the apocolypse cometh...I can't believe I was just going to do yoga during the apocolypse. Where's my f*cking gun? Where's my squirrel skinah? Sh*t, I can't believe I just wasted my money at the store buying recycled TP, when I could have bought a perfectly usable varmint sninah. Weak, hella. Cause when you use the whole animal, you totally got some TP in there.