Gather around children, time for a story

[DavidMn]

Ok, I've been meaning to tell this story. I figure nows as good a time as any. I was in Sioux City for Fleetwood Mac in 2004, and there were these 2 farm women, not exactly what I'd call "Hotties" who it looked like this was their first night out in about 10 years, save for their weekly family excursions to the Local Wal-Mart McDonalds. So these 2 were chatting while getting hammered and about halfway through the show on of them looks at the other and points to the stage looking at STEVIE, and exclaims:




"I didn't know Christine was still in Fleetwood Mac!"



After my momentary stunned silence I decided to F**K with them and I turned around and said, "Hey ladies, did you know Christine was very pro-gay?" They were like "NOOO WAY REALLY?" I said: "Yeah, she wrote a song called Brown Eye." They F***IN bought it!!! I dont know if Ive ever laughed so hard in my entire life!