Bandmember's attitudes towards sex

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Here's a hypothetical situation. In October 1980, Fleetwood Mac leaves the Hollywood Bowl after an exhausting concert. Everyone's a little strained and blasted. Later that night, each member of the band is approached by an attractive groupie (none of them named "connie") of the opposite sex, who offers to take them home and do the nasty. How would each member react?

Stevie, most likely, would go crazy with delight. She'd rip her partners clothes off with her teeth right then and there, and throw is naked ass down onto the cold cement. The actual act only lasts about 15 minutes, but resembles the Rosebud version of Rhiannon. The next morning they wake up in a pile of chiffon and cocaine. Stevie gets really pissed off, fuming that her pathetic sexual inferior performed like a weakling. She writes a bunch of nasty songs about him, but they become good friends 20 years later for some reason.

Mick's eyes immediately bulge outwards in startled anticipation, and he immediately throws the groupie over his shoulder and throws her into his Ferrari. They get home and have pounding, rhythmic sex for 46 hours, when Mick is forced into the ER to have his eyes debugged. Lindsey learns of this encounter through a studio exec's friend's sister, and spirals into paranoid madness.

Christine is immediately shocked by her partner's leud offer, but immediately goes about softening him up. They go out to a romantic movie, eat at a fancy restaurant, get sloshed on fine wine, and end up discussing musical theory all night in a classy English kind of way. Nobody in the band cares about any of this, but one of her songs on In The Meantime might be about him.

John rolls his eyes and moans "What's with all this sex ****, man! I just play bass!" The two go home and have competent, noodling sex. John keeps trying to light his post-coital cigarette to no success. He collapses into depression and ends up drinking a six-pack for breakfast for the next five years. That's okay - he's sober now.

Lindsey is careful to avoid blowing his cover. He returns home, but makes sure no one is following him. He begins re-tiling his bedroom floor for proper acoustics, occasionally fiddling with the thermostat to get the right temperature. At one point he suggest making love in the shower upside down. He even turns all the knobs on the vibrator upside down "just to see what would happen." He practices each position 100 times before getting it right. The groupie finds the sex weird and esoteric. He becomes enraged and fellates his microphone, jumping around and making howler monkey noises, which his fans find delightful. Fortunately, he realizes it was all Stevie's fault anyway.