A Public Apology

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

please tell me you walked in and out of the waldorf like that

Honey - I walked out of the Waldorf in five inch, knee high, black leather, platform boots, a burgeoning bustier, a top hat, professionally done make up, and a blond wig tied back. The true highlight was when I came home alone (Chris and the posse left before me and sent the limo back) and I had to bang on the Waldorf door with my tambo. and once they let me in and in sort of a high kick move, put my boot on the front desk to try and get my room out of it (in a knee high skirt made from wrapping a few laters of beaded chiffon around my "waist," which was held in my the force of the corset, which was so tight it left marks on me ) - all of this while being mostly unable to form a sentence due to alcohol consumption and I think I may have been smoking a cig. My dog was scared of me when I walked into the room. Hell, I was scared of me

Chris - feel free to post the pics.

Caveat for vanity - I am like 80 pounds thinner now and no longer look like Wynonna Judd impersonating La Nicks.

On edit - I was right at seven feet tall in this get up - what a fukcing night. Chris - you can post all the pics if you want.