goober farklechunks

[michelle2677]

now that I have your attention

We need a little comic relief around here, and what better way than to make fun of ourselves Mine is the thread title, in case you didn't figure that out soooooo....

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.



1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.