The Official Stevie's Backpack Thread

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This was the funniest shizz I've read in recent memory, like genius level, but it won't fit in my sig.

Might as well make it an official thread, right? Sure, it isn't as important as chapstick or gum, but I'm hoping y'all will get a laugh. And perhaps you can add things to the backpack, but Sparky nailed it hard.

Originally Posted by sparky

You just know if she ever had a backpack, like in HS, that it perfectly accessorized her straw hat and gunnesax type sundress hippie chick getup. It was faded blue denim. It was decked out with fringe. Patches liberally covered it with moons, stars, diamonds, hearts. It was a virtual Lucky Charms wonderland. There was velvet involved in some fashion. And lace. Perhaps dried flowers. It followed her everywhere and contained journals, mascara, lip gloss, an astrology book, guitar picks, a capo, ribbons, bows, concealer, one of those fat blue 6 colors in one bic pens, a beaded keychain of some sort, loose earrings necklaces and bracelets, a few stray joints, some dusty lint covered watermelon jolly ranchers and no birth control. Joni Mitchell lyrics had been lovingly inscribed on it with that Bic pen in the appropriate colors. It left a haze of patchouli or rose perfume in its wake. She loved that backpack.~*

It gets funnier every time...