Your Evening Fabulousness

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Sorry if I've already posted any of these.


"Whew! Good thing I left Fleetwood Mac, because they're going nowhere with that crazy bitch!"


"Alright now, which one of you wants a tambourine up their ass!?"


"I haven't worn this shawl for so long spiderwebs are growing in it!"


Self-explanatory.


"Don't I have such beautiful hair? And the softest hands, and the nicest shawls, and such stunning eyes, and such a cool microphone, and...Roy? Are you listening to me?"


"Give me your ****!"


"Ewww, gross! A guy is touching me!"


"Oh lord, I am one flaming sexbomb!"


"Oh gosh darn, I am just the cutest little stevie-pie in the world!"


"Huzzaahh!!! Rhiannon!"