What Scares You The Most

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Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

Sharks with friggin' laser beams on their head!

My god, I didn't even know I was the most scared of that till you said! Do you think that would be, say, more or less scary than bears with laser beams on their heads?

Bears can already break into your car to eat your savory snacks/kill you - with laser beams, they'd be fricking unstoppable...If cars were in water, do you think sharks could break into them with sheer force, like bears do? I think not. Because bears have hands, and are smarter. And can apparently smell more savory things. Did you know you have to lock up your deoderant while camping or bears might smell/want to eat it?!?!?! My god. Still, I think sharks would be the most watery fearsome car breaking leg chomping animal. On the good side, I think after a shark attacked you, your deoderant and trail mix would still be intact. You could still eat it with that one arm you had remaining. When you got out of the emergency room and off liquids...

did you see that show, where it presented how sharks have learned to work in packs? Or maybe they always did, but we never knew it? (It was in the Australia area, near some awesomely well populated famous reef).

So now, sharks are like wolves. Except in water. Wolf packs are hella scary too, but not so much to humans. But if we hadn't killed most of them, I would be hella scared of wolves.
Also, I'm scared of mountain lions sometimes, because on my parents' road some runner chick was attacked by one. Which happens quite a bit in these Tahoe-ey, foothilly communities. Still and all, I'd like to say, if I had to be killed violently, I'd rather it be by a mountain lion. Circle of life, and me loving cats, and being pissed about the mountain lions' devastation of ecosystem and all...

But overall I voted for Cerial killers. And right after that, I voted that "bad spellers" were the most scariest thing. But I have to be honest, on a day to day regular basis, bad spellers instill the most fear in my heart. Sure, I like Cereal. and Serial killers are scary. But if you combine the two, I'm thinking of someone who is so hopped up on Trix and Lucky Charms, and Cocao (Coco) Crispies, that they lose their mind and start slaying the innocent. Serially. And if someone had that much sugar in their diet, that could very well happen. I heard that Jeffrey Dahmer had hypoglycemia...too many sugary cereal carbs caused him to crave meat to such a degree that...etc....
Coco Crispies are really good, though.