In my next life....

[Miss Vicky]

I want to come back as our office cat, Wolfy.

He comes and goes as he pleases and has an entire staff of people to cater to his every whim.

Open the door for me.
Feed me.
Brush me.
Lift me onto the counter and turn on the faucet so that I may drink.
Worship me.

Sounds like the life to me.