NOW I have something bad to say...

[Sorcerer386]

...about VH1. As most of you know, I stick up for VH1 a lot for their attempts to promote Stevie and Trouble in Shangri-La, but I just got done watching the Mojo 40 list, and it is quite possibly the most "pulled out of the @$$" list I've ever seen. Of course, Stevie isn't in it, even though she fits six of the seven categories very well. Cher was all the way at #37, and Creed made it to #5! What f****** mojo does Creed have? And Jewel? Please...but the absolute worst sin of all --> J-Lo was #1. I HATE J-Lo, she's just some attention seeking slut who CHANGED her music style to fit the pop charts better. I don't remember where Madonna was, but I don't think it was even the top 5. And EXCLUDING Stevie...for those who don't know, here were the categories to define mojo.
1. Sexy Beast -- ummm...ok. Stevie doesn't have the perfect body anymore, but she's still got that charming classy sex appeal.

2. Filthy Stinkin' Rich -- Yeah, umm...Stevie just made $18 million in one tour. Two huge houses and constantly shopping. She's got the money.

3. En Vogue -- Stevie's always been applauded for her fashion.

4. Scandal Magnet -- Can we say drugs and love affairs out the butt? Not to mention the famous Sara lawsuit.

5. Je Ne Sais Quois -- Meaning it's a mystery of why people are so drawn to these people. Can we all REALLY describe why we love Stevie to the level that we do? She's just great. She has "it" as VH1 puts it.

6. Master of all They Survey -- Okay, this one doesn't really fit Stevie as she only surveys one area...music. She doesn't do the film or clothes line thing.

7. Props -- Gold and Platinum records, hit singles, grammies (well, we can exclude that from Stevie's list, damn grammy people), but she sure has had her share of the other things.

This is the worst list I have ever seen VH1 put together, and if you go to the message board for it, I don't think there's one person on there who agrees with this list. VH1 did a terrible job, and now it's time to give them a big razzberry for this shenanigans.