The Most Important Thread EVER: Lindsey's Hair

[JunkFoodGenius]

Any cred I might have had is about to be flushed down the toilet.

I'm trying to get some of my friends to go with me to see Lindsey in October. I showed them a few pictures and now one of my friends is obsessed with Lindsey's hair (she's also fascinated with jelly donuts, how they get the paper into fortune cookies, and automatic sprinklers - this is just her latest inquisition) and asked me, "So, what's his lineage?" And I had no idea. And now she has me obsessed.

Anybody know of Lindsey's roots? Because we need to know where those fantastic follicals come from. (And yes, I sent her to Lindsey's Hair Gel Emporium...)