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o.k. So I think everyone here pretty much knows I am from Kentucky (and if you didn't, now you do
) so this may not come as such a huge surprise to everyone. I went to a wedding reception last night. About half way through, the DJ played Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman". It started off fine, but about 1/3 of the way through the first verse, a little four year old girl got on the stage and started singing into the microphone- With her mother right beside her. For those of of you that don't know the song, here are the lyrics:Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 'Cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah I said hell yeah! O.k. Now I know just the song itself is white trash , but I kinda like it. The first time the little girl exclaimed "Hell yeah", it was kinda funny and cute. Many people were looking around thinking and asking people they came with.."did she say 'hell'??" yep..she sure did. But like I said. First time it was cute. Then we moved on to the second verse re: victoria's secret and sexy and blah blah. Am I just overreacting here?? We were all completely stunned and it became a little uncofortable. But hey. To each his own. HELL YEAH!! ![]() |
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