The fabulousness the doctor ordered for you

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"And if you look to my left, you'll see the Master Situation Display that keeps track of Lindsey's every move..."


"Mind if I chiffon?"


"His Tusk was THIS big!"


"Ladies and Gentlemen! I introduce to you My Very Own Personal Backup Band That Isn't As Good As Fleetwood Mac But Does A Good Enough Job Pretending to be Them!"


"Huh, whah? Who's shacking up? Ah christ, this band is too heavy!"


"So, like, uh, what am I supposed to do with it?"


"Not so sure about this cape...don't think it'll stay around for more than a couple months..."


"Gold dust dragon!!! Black dust widow!!! She's black dust!!! Wrrraarrgghhh!!! Harr Rarrrgh Wrag!!!"


"So, what do you think about my X-ray shawl?"


Actually, this picture is too sweet to deserve a funny caption: