My Anti-Stevie Customer

[foxyluva]

I just had to share this with you all

today I was working (I work in a music store for those of you who don't know) and I had just finished playing "Bella Donna" and sold it, so I thought I would try and sell "Wild Heart" and about halfway through "Nightbird" this customer comes IN with what looks like her mother and wants to listen to Mudvayne "LD 50" so I try and put it on the listening posts for but it isn't working, so while I was trying to fix it I heard her remark to her mother "Doesn't this music drive you crazy?" and the mother said "God yes!"

I thought to myself "Just ignore them" so I told them I couldn't get the player to work, so I told them and they were cool about it, but the mother said to me "Does this music drive you insane?" and I said "No way! this is one of my favourite singers!" and both of them looked at me like I was crazy, and they both said "Oh. Im sorry." in a condisending tone

So I said "Whats wrong with it" and the younger one said "Its crap" and that was just the last straw (nobody calls Stevie crap in my presence!) so I went off on this Stevie ramage - totally cussing this girl out with Stevie/FM knowledge & how influential they are and what the hell had Mudvayne ever done for the betterment of music By the end of it, she just said - "Don't worry about the CD" and left with her mother in tow


The moral of the story is:
"Don't mess with Stevie or I will verbally destroy you."