Things you can't believe someone said out loud to you

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Today I heard, while riding my bike to work. At a good clip.

"Whoa, look at the booty on that bike! You got a big ol' booty! I wish my face was that bike!"

Yeah. All that in the four or so seconds it took me to ride by. Isn't that lovely? P.S., I only wear a 10, and without extra weight I'm still just an 8. So, how can you tell a booty on a bike anyways?
Who's parents teach them this is cool? It's all very mysterious. It's also not an isolated incident.