Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey

[Lisa1769]

How many songs? 114

Sort by song title (first and last):
First: A place for my Head--Linkin Park
Last: You got Lucky--Tom Petty

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac
Longest: No More Tears--Ozzy

Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 0--unbelievable

Search for "death," how many songs come up? 0

Search for "love," how many songs come up? 3
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up: Where is the Love--Black Eyed Peas

What do you think of me, iTunes? These Dreams--Heart
Will I have a happy life? Boulevard of Broken Dreams-- Green Day

What do my friends really think of me? Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo--Bloodhound Gang
Do people secretly lust after me? See You on The Other Side--Ozzy

How can I make myself happy? BYOB-- System of A Down---ha ha ha

What should I do with my life? Hysteria--Def Leppard

Why must life be so full of pain? If Looks could Kill--Heart

Will I ever have children? Simple Man--Shinedown

Will I die happy? Red Dirt Road--Brooks & Dunn

Can you give me some advice? Holiday--Green Day

What do you think happiness is? Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac--Another good answer!
What's your favorite fetish? Faint--Linkin Park