Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey

[Jyqm]

I thought this was kind of fun. I'll post my answers in a little bit.

How many songs?

Sort by song title (first and last):
First:
Last:

Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest:
Longest:

Search for "sex," how many songs come up?

Search for "death," how many songs come up?

Search for "love," how many songs come up?

Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

First song that comes up:

What do you think of me, iTunes?

Will I have a happy life?

What do my friends really think of me?

Do people secretly lust after me?

How can I make myself happy?

What should I do with my life?

Why must life be so full of pain?

Will I ever have children?

Will I die happy?

Can you give me some advice?

What do you think happiness is?

What's your favorite fetish?