New Rules

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Originally Posted by Richard B

New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

I HATE this. It has become such a fad in trendy LA clubs and I blame the House Of Blues. And the attendants are always Scatman Crothers look alikes.
It makes me so uncomfortable I will hold it as long as I can. I always feel like I am in Gone With The Wind and have a manservant. Yuck.
Besides, if I had a manservant, he wouldn't be giving me a mint and a hot towel, but that's another post.