Just came up with this...

[SillyDreamer]

Originally Posted by dissention

Based on the desire for total mobility and the serious physical pursuit of religious freedom, the auto drove mankind further than the wheel and, in remote areas even today, is forbidden as a device too suspect for human conveyance. This articulate conception has only brought us all more of the same, thoughtlessly locked into phase two gridlock, keyed up, on it's rims and abandoned on the expressway.

Hahaha.... what a gloriously horrible signature you have! It inspired me to create one of my own. What do you think?