Abortion Stats

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sparky

When I see you again
Will your back be waxed?
When I see you again
Will it be fur free ?
When I see you again
Will your stylist still say
He's still on the the wax bed
Gotta run his Amex
Sparky, Sparky
He's still on the wax bed
Go and get a cocktail
Let me trim your scruff now
Spaaaarrrky
Gotta shave the nutbag
Gotta trim the chest hair
Sparrrrrrrrrrrrkyyyyyyyy

and the dream says
I am smooth
and the shaving cream has flowed
now it looks huge standing on edge
well, at least there is some stuble left
for the abrasion
for the abrasion
oooooo that sensation
oooooo that sensation