Outrageous Stories About Getting Fired

[LongBlackScarf]

This site is pretty darn funny. http://www.simplyfired.com/ While you're reading it, can you think of any stories of your own, regarding being fired from a job??

Then, one day I saw that a different group in my company had just finished up a pot-luck and had some pizza left over. I thought they would probably end up throwing it away and I was kind of hungry so I went for it ... I took a slice of pizza.